Fees accrue
Every buy and sell of $HIJACK on Robinhood Chain throws off a trading fee. That fee does not go to a team wallet. It goes to one address with one job.
Launching on Robinhood Chain through pons
Solana sells space on its logo. We are the buyer who never leaves.
$HIJACK is a fixed supply token on Robinhood Chain. Every trading fee it produces goes to one address with one instruction: buy advertising space on the biggest logo in crypto, and keep buying it. We are not competing for attention. We are renting it from the people who already have it.
Slots on the target
9
Fees routed to ad buys
100%
Slots held today
0
Home chain
Robinhood Chain
The whole machine, three moves
No treasury committee, no grants program, no roadmap of dashboards. Fees come in, billboards go up.
The treasury bids
When a slot on Solana's logo comes up, the treasury bids for it in public. The receipt gets posted. No slot, no spend.
The logo carries us
For as long as the slot is held, a Robinhood Chain token is sitting on Solana's own profile picture, in front of Solana's own audience. That is the whole product.
The target
Solana put nine slots on its own profile picture up for sale, one week at a time, with the money going to flood relief. That is a permanent billboard in front of a few million traders, and it takes card payments.
Not one of them is ours yet.
Why hijacking beats building
Every new token on every new chain spends its first year buying attention it cannot afford. We skipped that year.
The usual playbook
- Pay influencers to say the ticker once
- Rent a booth at a conference nobody trades from
- Buy banner ads on sites traders block
- Beg for a listing, wait, beg again
- Hope the algorithm is kind this quarter
Ours
- Buy a slot on the logo of the chain we are stealing from
- Appear on their avatar, in their pinned post, in their replies
- Reach traders who already have a wallet funded and open
- Pay for it with fees, not with a treasury sale
- Repeat every week the fees allow
Solana has the traders. Robinhood Chain has the room. We are the bridge nobody asked for.
Campaign log
Where the project actually is, with no phase invented to fill a slide.
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Phase 0
Thesis posted
Solana sells ad space on its logo. We decided to be the buyer who never leaves.
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Phase 1 Here now
Launch on Robinhood Chain
Fixed supply, launched through pons, no presale and no team allocation carved out of the top.
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Phase 2
First slot bought
The treasury takes its first slot and posts the receipt. The chart and the avatar move together from here.
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Phase 3
Permanent residency
Fees outpace the slot price. At that point the logo is not rented, it is occupied.
Questions people keep asking
Is this a joke?
The joke is the marketing plan. The mechanism is real: fees in, ad space out, receipts posted. It is the cheapest distribution in crypto and it happens to be funny.
Why Robinhood Chain and not Solana?
Because renting attention is cheaper than earning it. Solana has the traders. Robinhood Chain has the room to grow. We launch where there is room and we advertise where there are traders.
Where did the ad space idea come from?
Solana put nine slots on its own logo up for sale and sent the proceeds to flood relief. We read that as a permanent, purchasable billboard in front of a few million traders, and we intend to be a repeat customer.
So Solana gets paid by us?
Yes, and they should take the money. Every slot we buy is a donation with our logo stapled to it. Everybody wins, one of us wins louder.